Quotes for Couples!

By | January 15, 2010
  • A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. ~ French Proverb
  • Married couples are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. ~ Jean Rostand
  • As far as I’m concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. ~ Edith Piaf
  • Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history – now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history. ~ Paul Begala
  • Come, let’s be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with. ~ Charles Dickens
  • I just don’t know a couple that’s been married more than three years that doesn’t annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes. ~ Patricia Heaton
  • I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other’s pockets. I don’t see why you have to share the same bathroom. ~ Jeanne Moreau
  • I think that enduring, committed love between married couples, along with raising children, is the noblest act anyone can aspire to. It is not written about very much. ~ Nicholas Sparks
  • I wanted to be the kind of woman who would attract a certain kind of man that I could respect. That was my thinking. It had to do with the kind of couple I would be a part of. ~ Lisa Kudrow
  • If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a lot of overlapping. ~ Mignon Mclaughlin
  • In a couple, sometimes, one or both people have to give up their personal life, dreams and ambitions for the good of the family. ~Monica Bellucci
  • I’ve stolen a couple of hearts and they are in my private collection! ~ Salma Hayek
  • Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife.~ Charles Churchill
  • Marriage is an institution and that’s where a couple finishes up. ~ Les Dawson
  • Married couples tell each other a thousand things without talking. ~ Chinese Proverb
  • Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three. ~ Billie Holiday
  • On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. ~ Emma Goldman
  • There’s one fool at least in every married couple. ~ Henry Fielding
  • Those two are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous. ~ Henny Youngman
  • To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf? ~ Sarah Jessica Parker
  • You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tabasco. ~ Bruce Bye



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