Create your very own fake news story

By | October 23, 2008
  • A true friend laughs at your stories even when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your troubles even when they’re not so bad.~ Story Quotes
  • My friends have made the story of my life. In a thousand ways they have turned my limitations into beautiful privileges, and enabled me to walk serene and happy in the shadow cast by my deprivation.~ Helen Keller
  • History’s like a story in a way: it depends on who’s telling it.~ Dorothy Salisbury Davis
  • It all goes back, of course, to Adam and Eve -a story which shows among other things, that if you make a woman out of a man, you are bound to get into trouble.~ Carol Gilligan
  • Once I have heard the story or joke used twice by other speakers or entertainer, I avoid it.~ Tom Ogden
  • The public history of modern art is the story of conventional people not knowing what they are dealing with.~ Robert Motherwell
  • A cruel story runs on wheels, and every hand oils the wheels as they run.~ Ouida
  • Success is like a liberation, or the first phrase of a love story.~ Jeanne Moreau
  • The guru, if he is gifted, reads the story as any bilingual person might. He does not translate-he understands.~ Sheldon Kopp
  • Lessons of wisdom have the most power over us when they capture the heart through the groundwork of a story, which engages the passions.~ Laurence Sterne
  • Objects in pictures should so be arranged as by their very position to tell their own story.~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
  • No story is the same to us after a lapse of time; or rather we who read it are no longer the same interpreters.~ George Eliot
  • Once a newspaper touches a story the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists.~ Norman Mailer
  • If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.~ Groucho Marx
  • Many a good story has been ruined by over verification.~ James Gordon Bennett
  • It is not the voice that commands the story: it is the ear.~ Italo Calvino
  • The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds came home to roost.~ Arthur Miller
  • We are lonesome animals. We spend all our life trying to be less lonesome. One of our ancient methods is to tell a story begging the listener to say — and to feel — “Yes, that’s the way it is, or at least that’s the way I feel it. You’re not as alone as you thought.”~ John Steinbeck
  • The greatest religions convert the world through stories.~ Ben Okri
  • Of course, it is the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.~ Margaret Thatcher
  • To me, the greatest thing that has happened on this earth of ours is the rise of the human race to the vision of God. That story of the human rise to what I call the vision of God is the story which is told in the Bible.~ Jan Christian Smuts
  • When we read a story, we inhabit it. The covers of the book are like a roof and four walls. What is to happen next will take place within the four walls of the story. And this is possible because the story’s voice makes everything its own.~ John Berger
  • There are two sides to every story — and then there’s the truth.~ American Proverb
  • Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you.~ Ernest Hemingway
  • No story ever looks as bad as the story you’ve just bought; no story ever looks as good as the story the other fellow just bought.~ Irving Thalberg
  • A drink precedes a story.~ Irish Proverb
  • He who comes with a story to you brings two away from you.~ Irish Proverb
  • A good story cannot be devised; it has to be distilled.~ Raymond Chandler

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