Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. ~ Susan Healy
Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? ~ Rita Rudner
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed. ~ Scott Adams
When I’m single, I don’t focus. I focus on a guy if he’s a boyfriend, but I don’t focus on finding a boyfriend. They’re never around when you want them. ~ Scarlett Johansson
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. ~ Frederike Ryder Quotes
What’s nice about my dating life is that I don’t have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I’m marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. ~ Julia Roberts Quotes
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. ~ Jim Bishop
There is so much hurt in this game of searching for a mate, of testing, trying. And you realize suddenly that you forgot it was a game, and turn away in tears. ~ Sylvia Plath
The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation. ~ Janell L. Carroll
Successful dating is not a destination, but rather it is a journey. This journey can either continue as marriage or friendship. ~ Noah Mitchell Quotes
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. ~ Mae West Quotes
Never date a woman whose father calls her ‘Princess.’ Chances are she believes it. ~ Author Unknown
My boyfriend used to ask his mother, ‘How can I find the right woman for me?’ and she would answer, ‘Don’t worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man. ~ Author Unknown
Let”s face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night; The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you”ll end up naked at the end of it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her. ~ Author Unknown
It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly. ~ George Bernard Shaw Quotes
Internet dating is the fastest, most efficient way to gather a pool of qualified candidates. It could take you a lifetime to do the investigation that the computer comes up with in seconds. ~ Judsen Culbreth
If you’ve been dating a man for four months and you haven’t met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend. ~ Chris Rock
If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.~ Jennifer Lopez Quotes
I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. ~ Wendy Liebman
I have such poor vision I can date anybody. ~ Garry Shandling
I date this girl for two years—and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…~ Mike Binder
Habits and attitudes established during the dating years generally carry over into marriage. ~ Myles Munroe
For some, dating is best described as an experience to endure until you meet someone to take you out of the meet market. ~ Alison Blackman Dunham
Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile. ~ Mae West Quotes
Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating. There is more to life than finding a date. ~ Henry Cloud
Dating is really all about sex. In the conventional context, this means that the man invites the woman to go through a social encounter, the ultimate purpose of which is sexual engagement. ~ Alexander Mccall Smith
Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person’s life. ~ Linda Sunshine
Dating is primarily a numbers game…. People usually go through a lot of people to find good relationships. That’s just the way it is. ~ Henry Cloud
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Dating is not only a wonderful time of life, but also a context for enormous spiritual and personal growth. You learn so much about yourself, others, God, love, spirituality, and life through dating. ~ Henry Cloud
Dating is more than a cup of coffee and less than signing a lease. ~ Sharon Romm
Dating is like using the treadmill. If you don’t do it often enough, you might as well not do it at all. ~ Beverly Grossman
Dating is like searching for the perfect wine. One date is too fruity, another too dry, and still another too much bouquet (cologne overdose). But once you find the perfect variety that suits your taste, get drunk. ~ Katie Kosko
Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen. ~ Henry Cloud
Dating is about casting a wide net. It’s about having faith that there is someone out there for you and knowing you can help him find you. ~ Laura Doyle
Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people. ~ Henry Cloud
Dating is a numbers game, and online dating has the best odds. ~ Judsen Culbreth
Dating is a give and take. If you only see it as “taking,” you are not getting it. ~ Henry Cloud
Dating is a battleground filled with deception and infidelity. ~ Andrew S. Trees
Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.~ Rita Mae Brown
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children. ~ Murphy’s Laws of Sex
A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows. ~ Monica Piper
