You can’t be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work. ~ Hank Stram
We’re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it. ~ Author Unknown
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. ~ Kenneth H. Cooper
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter. ~ Barbara Cartland
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~ Author Unknown
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. ~ Andy Rooney
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. ~ Dan Bennett
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means. ~ Maimonides
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~ George Bernard Shaw Quotes
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days. ~ Totie Fields
It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. ~Roseanne Barr
It’s not women’s fault that diets don’t work. It’s not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this – in Her great wisdom. ~Dr. Wayne Callaway
It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet. ~ Jerry Brown
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~ Author Unknown
I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don’t move, if you don’t start exercising you’re gonna deteriorate. ~ Warren Cuccurullo
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~ Mae West Quotes
I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting. ~ William Powell
I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. ~ Ed Bluestone
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet. ~ Lewis C. Henry
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. ~ Joan Rivers
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ~ Author Unknown
Dieting is not a piece of cake. ~ Author Unknown
Dieters live life in the fasting lane. ~ Author Unknown
Diet cures more than doctors. ~ Scottish Proverbs
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. ~ Author Unknown
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. ~ Irv Kupcinet
A little with quiet is the only diet. ~ Traditional Proverbs
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~ Author Unknown
A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. ~ Herbert B. Prochnow
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown
