Divorce Quotes

By | May 5, 2010

Divorce is human tragedy

You never really know a man until you have divorced him. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

You know, that’s the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. ~ Clare Booth Luce

You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever. ~ Ellen Goodman

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. ~ Helen Rowland

Three kinds of people die poor: those who divorce, those who incur debts, and those who move around too much. ~ Senegalese Proverbs

There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship–only backward. You try to start again but get into blaming over and over. Finally you are both worn out, exhausted, hopeless. Then lawyers are called in to pick clean the corpses. The death has occurred much earlier. ~ Erica Jong

The real wonder is that anyone stays together, as impossible to live with and as broken as we all are. ~ Kyran Pittman

The pretentiously named ensuite bathroom is a major factor in divorce. Privacy is paramount in marriage. ~ Author Unknown

The name of Love’s fiancee is Divorce. ~ Indonesian Proverb

The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

The betrothed of good is evil; the betrothed of life is death; the betrothed of love is divorce. ~ Malawian Proverbs

Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you. ~ Mark Gungor

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. ~ Groucho Marx

It is he who has broken the bond of marriage — not I. I only break its bondage. ~ Oscar Wilde Quotes

In our family we don’t divorce our men — we bury them. ~ Ruth Gordon

If it isn’t a success, that still wouldn’t be grounds for divorce. ~ Geena Davis

If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based. ~ Betty Friedan

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters. ~ Susan B. Anthony

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a “solution” to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another. ~ Fred Rogers

Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. ~ Tertullian

Divorce is the sacrament of adultery. ~ French Proverbs

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. ~ Mary Kay Blakeley

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. ~ Rita Mae Brown

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. ~ Voltaire Quotes

Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through. ~ Emily Doskow

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. ~ Gerald F. Lieberman

Divorce a young woman and you make another man happy. ~ Malagasy Proverbs

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. ~ Jean Kerr

Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor. ~ Warren Farrell

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. ~ Pat Robertson

A man finds many faults in a woman when he wants to divorce, and finds many charms in one’s fiancse. ~ Malagasy Proverbs

A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you. ~ Margaret Atwood