Whiskey’s to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain; Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. ~ Tom T. Hall
They who drink beer will think beer. ~ Washington Irving Quotes
The best brewer sometimes makes bad beer. ~ German Proverbs
The best beer is where priests go to drink. ~ Irish Saying
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dog. ~ Dwight David Eisenhower
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer. ~ Ed O’Neill
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer. ~ Billy Carter Quotes
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
Man’s way to God is with beer in hand. ~ Irish Saying
I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. ~ Sid Vicious
In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink ours here. ~ Irish Saying
I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. ~ Sid Vicious
I’ve always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap. ~ Rudyard Wheatley
I’m only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. ~ George Bernard Shaw Quotes
I’m gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night. ~ Homer Simpson
I’m an old-fashioned guy… I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. ~ Johnny Depp
I usually need a can of beer to prime me. ~ Norman Mailer
He who drinks no more still likes to see the beer pulled. ~ German Proverb
He was a wise man who invented beer. ~ Plato
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. ~ Kaiser Wilhelm
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! ~ Bill Owen
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. ~ Henry Lawson
Beer is prose. Wine is poetry. ~ Jennifer Rosen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. ~ Kinky Friedman
All right, brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but let’s just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. ~ Homer
A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. ~ Egyptian Saying
…beer is good enough for me. ~ Lord Neaves
For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer. ~ Irish Saying
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!~ Irish Saying
He that buys land buys many stones.
He that buys flesh buys many bones.
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good beer buys nothing else. ~ Irish Saying
