• A bad man talks about what he has eaten and drunk — a good man about what he has seen and heard.~ Chinese Proverb
• A drunkards purse is a bottle.~ George Herbert
• A drunken man, when asleep, is better left alone. ~ Latin Proverb
• A drunken may soon be made to dance.~ Danish Proverb
• A drunken night makes a cloudy morning. ~ Danish Proverb
• A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.~ Jim Bishop
• A man can hide all things, excepting twain– That he is drunk, and that he is in love.~ Antiphanes of Macedonia
• A red-nosed man may not be a drunkard, but he will always be called one.~ Chinese Proverb
• Children and drunks always speak the truth.~ Traditional Proverb
• Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do ‘t to-morrow.~ John Fletcher
• Drunkards know no danger.~ Ukranian Proverb
• Drunkards talk to the gods.~ Chinese Proverb
• Drunkenness does not itself cause bad qualities but it does show them up clearly.~ Chinese Proverb
• Drunkenness makes some men fools, some beasts, and some devils.~Latin Proverb
• Drunk sweetly, paid sourly.~ German Proverb
• Eat until you are half full; drink until you are half drunk.~ Russian Proverb
• Even the smallest drop is appreciated by the drunkard.~ Lithuanian Proverb
• Ever drunk, ever dry. ~ Latin Proverb
• Fools love not the wise, drunkards love not the sober.~ Ukranian Proverb
• For a drunkard the sea only reaches his knees.~ Russian Proverb
• Heaven protects children, sailors, and drunken men. ~ German Proverb
• He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.~ Epictetus
• He that is drunk is gone from home. ~ French Proverb
• He who drinks on credit, gets drunk twice.~ Serbian Proverb
• He who is drunk from wine can sober up, he who is drunk from wealth cannot.~ African Proverb
• He who is not drunk on a Sunday is not worth a greeting on Monday.~ Albanian Proverb
• He who sins when drunk will have to atone for it when sober.~ Decimus Laberius
• I don’t drink; I don’t like it – it makes me feel good.~ Oscar Levant
• I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.~ Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
• I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.~ Frank Sinatra
• If the master gets drunk it is an honorable drunkenness; if the servant does it is evidence of his mean disposition.~ Tibetan Proverb
• If you want to know who your friends are, lie by the roadside and pretend to be drunk.~ Jamaican Proverb
• I have drunk, and seen the spider. ~ William Shakespeare
• It pays to get drunk with the best people. ~ Joe E Lewis
• Life is like perpetual drunkenness, the pleasure passes but the headache remains.~ Iranian Proverb
• Mad drunkenness discloses every secret. ~ Latin Proverb
• Nothing bears a stronger resemblance to a madman than a man when drunk. ~ Latin Proverb
• Nothing equals the joy of the drinker, except the joy of the wine in being drunk.~ French Proverb
• One reason why I don’t drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.~ Nancy Witcher Astor
• Only a fool gets drunk from his own bottle.~ French Proverb
• Put no faith in a drunkard’s prophecy, another man’s dog, or the weather at any season.~ Darkovan Proverb
• Since the wine is drawn it must be drunk. ~ French Proverb
• Sin when you are drunk, pay the fine when you are sober.~ German Proverb
• The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.~ Alben W. Barkley
• The best cure for drunkenness is whilst sober to observe a drunken person. ~ Chinese Proverb
• The cask full, the mother-in-law drunk. ~ Spanish Proverb
• The devil places a pillow for a drunken man to fall upon.~ Canadian Proverb
• The drunkard thinks of only one thing and the barman of something else.~ Croatian Proverb
• The drunken man’s joy is often the sober man’s sorrow. ~ Danish Proverb
• The drunken mouth reveals the heart’s secrets. ~ German Proverb
• The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.~ Humphrey Bogart
• There’s no harm in wine; it’s drunkenness that is at fault.~ Russian Proverb
• There are more old drunkards than old doctors.~ French Proverb
• There is no coat big enough to hide both poverty and drunkenness.~ Hungarian Proverb
• The sheep drinks but it’s the goat that gets drunk.~ Martiniquais Proverb
• The sober man’s secret is the drunkard’s speech.~ Russian Proverb
• The wine has been poured and must be drunk.~ Darkovan Proverb
• The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.~ William Butler Yeats
• Thirst is the end of drinking and sorrow is the end of drunkenness.~ Irish Proverb
• To be drunk every day is also a regular life.~ Austrian Proverb
• To drunken mothers-in-law give full jugs.~ Spanish Proverb
• To stop drinking, study a drunkard when you are sober.~ Chinese Proverb
• What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals.~ Latin Proverb
• What the sober man has in his heart, the drunkard has on his lips.~ Danish Proverb
• What the sober man thinks the drunkard tells.~ French Proverb
• What you say when you’re drunk should have been thought about beforehand.~ Belgian Proverb
• When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk.~ Sir Richard Burton
• When a rich man falls they say it was an accident; when a poor man falls they say that he was drunk.~ Turkish Proverb
• When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.~ Jesse Jackson
• When three people say you are drunk, go to sleep.~ Georgian Proverb
• When your companions get drunk and fight, Take up your hat, and wish them good night.~ Japanese Proverb
• Whoever drinks on credit gets drunk more quickly.~ Armenian Proverb
• Wine bears no blame — only the drunkard.~ Russian Proverb
• Wine is given to bring mirth not drunkenness.~ Latin Proverb
• Wine is one thing, drunkenness another. ~ Latin Proverb
• Wine that cost nothing is digested before it be drunk.~ George Herbert
• Yesterday’s drunkenness will not quench today’s thirst.~ Egyptian Proverb
• You don’t get a headache from what other people have drunk.~ Russian Proverb

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