Fake Quotes

  • Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. ~ George Burns
  • After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life. ~ Joseph Brodsky
  • Anything that consoles is fake. ~ Iris Murdoch
  • Don’t we all just really try to fake it well? ~ Yancy Butler
  • Fake feeling good…. You’re going to have to learn to fake cheerfulness. Believe it or not, eventually that effort will pay off: you’ll actually start feeling happier. ~ Jean Bach
  • Fake feeling good…. You’re going to have to learn to fake cheerfulness. Believe it or not, eventually that effort will pay off: you’ll actually start feeling happier. ~ Jean Bach
  • Fake it till you make it. ~ Mary Kay Ash
  • If the price is very cheap then it’s almost certainly a fake. ~ David Russell
  • I’m not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity. ~ Vivien Leigh
  • It is Hillary’s lot in life not to be able to fake it well. ~ Rich Lowry
  • It’s my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they’re not fake. ~ Lindsay Lohan
  • Memory is like an orgasm. It’s a lot better if you don’t have to fake it. ~ Cray Seymore
  • Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision. ~ Robertson Davies
  • Santa was a fake. ~ Stephen Lawrence
  • Sincerity: if you can fake it, you’ve got it made. ~ Daniel Schorr
  • So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You can’t fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. ~ William S. Burroughs
  • The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake. ~ H. L. Mencken
  • The hair is real – it’s the head that’s a fake. ~ Steve Allen
  • The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour — ha ha ha ha ha — they’ll take you away, man. You can’t. ~ Lenny Bruce
  • The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. ~ Groucho Marx
  • The tongue that belongs to a fake friend is sharper than a knife. ~ Argentine Proverb
  • Well, you know what they say in Hollywood – the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. ~ Cesar Romero
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. ~ Sharon Stone
  • You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. ~ Victoria Abril
  • You can’t fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. ~ Doug Coupland
  • You can’t fake it when you’re alone with God, you know. ~ Jim Bakker
  • You can’t fake listening. It shows. ~ Raquel Welch
  • You can’t fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. ~ William S. Burroughs
  • You don’t lose when you lose fake friends. ~ Joan Jett
  • Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah. ~ Richard Bach
  • You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made. ~ George Burns

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