Funny Quotes

A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.~ Ernest Hemingway
A rich man’s joke is always funny.~ Thomas Edward Brown
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.~ Peter Ustinov
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.~ Will Rogers
I’m not funny. What I am is brave. ~ Lucille Ball
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.~ Oscar Wilde
If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.~ Billy Wilder
Isn’t it sad how some people can’t be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious? ~ Author Unknown
It’s a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.~ W.Somerset Maugham
It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.~ Holden Caulfield
It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.~ Mae West
It’s a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.~ W. Somerset Maugham
It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.~ Holden Caulfield
It’s funny how your initial approach to a person can determine your feelings toward them, no matter what facts develop later on. ~ Dorothy Uhnak
I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.~ Woody Allen
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.~ Oscar Wilde
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.~ George Bernard Shaw
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.~ Quentin Crisp
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.~ Ronald Knox
That is the best — to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.~ Gloria Vanderbilt
Thinking and Thought: Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.~ Sidney Madwed
When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it’s just wonderful.~ Francois Truffaut
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.~ Ethel Barrymore
It’s funny, but… you’re sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you.~ Thomas McGuane