- A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. ~ Ernest Hemingway
- A rich man’s joke is always funny. ~ Thomas Edward Brown
- Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. ~ Susan Sontag
- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. ~ Peter Ustinov
- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers
- From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. ~ Theodor Geisel
- I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice. ~ Woody Allen
- I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell? ~ Andy Warhol
- If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you. ~ Billy Wilder
- I’m not funny. What I am is brave. ~ Lucille Ball
- Isn’t it sad how some people can’t be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious? ~ Author Unknown
- It’s a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ~ W.Somerset Maugham
- It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to. ~ Holden Caulfield
- It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean. ~ Mae West
- It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. ~ Robert Frost
- It’s funny how your initial approach to a person can determine your feelings toward them, no matter what facts develop later on. ~ Dorothy Uhnak
- It’s funny, isn’t it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? ~ Monty Python
- It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to. ~ Holden Caulfield
- It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean. ~ Mae West
- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ~ George Bernard Shaw
- Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. ~ Quentin Crisp
- Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man’s joke is always funny. ~ Hebrew Proverb
- Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. ~ Ronald Knox
- That is the best — to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. ~ Gloria Vanderbilt
- The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. ~ David Ogilvy
- There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. ~ Bill Cosby
- There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~ Jean Baudrillard
- Thoughts are funny little things; they can make paupers or make kings. ~ Sidney Madwed
- When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it’s just wonderful. ~ Francois Truffaut
- You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself. ~ Ethel Barrymore
