Gambling Quotes

A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.  ~William Bolitho

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.  ~Author Unknown

At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons.  ~Chinese Proverb

By gaming we lose both our time and treasure – two things most precious to the life of man.  ~Owen Felltham

Dear Lord, help me to break even.  I need the money.  ~ Author Unknown

Gamblers do not contribute to the public welfare.~ Hebrew Proverb

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. ~ Wilson Mizner

He who can persuade someone not to gamble has earned money for him.~ Chinese Proverb

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one.  It didn’t come in until half-past five.  ~Henny Youngman

If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.  ~Chinese Proverb

In a bet there is a fool and a thief.  ~Traditional Proverb
In most betting shops you will see three windows marked “Bet Here,” but only one window with the legend “Pay Out.”  ~Jeffrey Bernard

Lottery:  A tax on people who are bad at math.  ~Author Unknown

Luck never gives; it only lends.  ~Swedish Proverb

Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.~ Yugoslavian Proverb

No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.  ~Bud Flanagan

No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.  ~Thomas Robert Dewar

One hundred alcoholics are better than one gambler.~ Tunisian Proverb

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.  ~Dan Bennett

Rich gamblers and old trumpeters are rare.~ German Proverb

Rule: Never perform card tricks for the people you play poker with.~ Traditional Proverb

The better the gambler, the worse the man.  ~Publius Syrus

The house doesn’t beat the player.  It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.  ~Nick Dandalos

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune:  go there with a large one.  ~Jack Yelton

There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.  ~Author Unknown

There is no lock on the purse of a gambler.~ French Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.  ~Kin Hubbard

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.  ~Heywood Broun

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.  ~Albert Einstein

You know horses are smarter than people.  You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.  ~Will Rogers

Young gamblers, old beggars.~ German Proverb

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