Gambling Quotes
A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope. ~William Bolitho
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. ~Author Unknown
At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons. ~Chinese Proverb
By gaming we lose both our time and treasure – two things most precious to the life of man. ~Owen Felltham
Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money. ~ Author Unknown
Gamblers do not contribute to the public welfare.~ Hebrew Proverb
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. ~ Wilson Mizner
He who can persuade someone not to gamble has earned money for him.~ Chinese Proverb
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn’t come in until half-past five. ~Henny Youngman
If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. ~Chinese Proverb
In a bet there is a fool and a thief. ~Traditional Proverb
In most betting shops you will see three windows marked “Bet Here,” but only one window with the legend “Pay Out.” ~Jeffrey Bernard
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ~Author Unknown
Luck never gives; it only lends. ~Swedish Proverb
Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.~ Yugoslavian Proverb
No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him. ~Bud Flanagan
No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. ~Thomas Robert Dewar
One hundred alcoholics are better than one gambler.~ Tunisian Proverb
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. ~Dan Bennett
Rich gamblers and old trumpeters are rare.~ German Proverb
Rule: Never perform card tricks for the people you play poker with.~ Traditional Proverb
The better the gambler, the worse the man. ~Publius Syrus
The house doesn’t beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself. ~Nick Dandalos
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. ~Jack Yelton
There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away. ~Author Unknown
There is no lock on the purse of a gambler.~ French Proverb
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Kin Hubbard
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil. ~Heywood Broun
You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. ~Albert Einstein
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. ~Will Rogers
Young gamblers, old beggars.~ German Proverb

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