- A gentleman is a man who can disagree without being disagreeable.~ Author Unknown
- A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.~ Fred A. Allen
- A gentlemen is one who never strikes a woman without provocation.~ H. L. Mencken
- Anyone can be heroic from time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time.~ Luigi Pirandello
- A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.~ Oscar Wilde
- Bargain like a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.~ Hungarian Proverb
- Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.~ English Proverb
- Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with his girl.~ Marlene Dietrich
- Gentlemen don’t want to give much and are ashamed to give little.~ Czech Proverb
- Gentlemen prefer blonds — but marry brunettes.~ American Proverb
- Gentlemen prefer bonds.~ Andrew William Mellon
- He who eats cherries with gentlemen risks getting the pips in his nose.~ Danish Proverb
- I am a gentleman and you are a gentleman; who, then, should look after the pigs? ~ Czech Proverb
- I do not know the American gentleman. God forgive me for putting two such words together.~ Charles Dickens
- If everyone were a gentleman, who would make the mills work?~ Russian Proverb
- If you steal something small you are a petty thief, but if you steal millions you are a gentleman of society.~ Greek Proverb
- Repose and cheerfulness are the badge of the gentleman — repose in energy.~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
- The final test of a gentleman is his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him.~ William Lyon Phelps
- The word of a gentleman is as good as his bond; and sometimes better.~ Charles Dickens
- What is it to be a gentleman? Firstly it is to be thankful and secondly to complain.~ Serbian Proverb
- When Adam delved and Eve span, where was then the gentlemen?.~ English Proverb
- Work like a slave and eat like a gentleman.~ Albanian Proverb
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