A good husband is healthy and absent.~ Japanese Proverb

A good husband makes a good wife.~ John Florio

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.  ~ Helen Rowland

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.Booth Tarkington

A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.~ Husbands Quotes

A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.Honore De Balzac

A woman with two husbands cheats both.~ Portuguese Proverb

A poor beauty finds more lovers than husbands.~ English Proverb

Beauty. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.~ Ambrose Bierce

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.~ Mary Buckley

Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.~ Marilyn Monroe

I love being married.  It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner

If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.~ Italian Proverb

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.~ Helen Rowland

She is a wife who is the soul of her husband.~ Hitopadesa

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.~ English Proverb

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.~ Oscar Wilde

There are two kinds of marriages — where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.~ Clifford Odets

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.~ Voltaire

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.~ Thomas Robert Dewar

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.~ Simone De Beauvoir

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women’s husbands.~ Oscar Wilde

When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe