- A good husband is healthy and absent. ~ Japanese Proverb
- A good husband makes a good wife. ~ John Florio
- A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. ~ Helen Rowland
- A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband. ~ Sir Richard Steele
- A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes. ~ Author Unknown
- A poor beauty finds more lovers than husbands. ~ English Proverb
- A wife is to thank God her husband hath faults. A husband without faults is a dangerous observer. ~ George Savile
- A woman must be a genius to create a good husband. ~ Honore De Balzac
- A woman with two husbands cheats both. ~ Portuguese Proverb
- An early-rising man… a good spouse but a bad husband. ~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- An easygoing husband is the one indispensable comfort of life. ~ Ouida
- An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband. ~Booth Tarkington
- Beauty. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. ~ Ambrose Bierce
- Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. ~ Mary Buckley
- Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives. ~ Marilyn Monroe
- I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the breakup of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.~ Vera Brittain
- I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner
- If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent. ~ Italian Proverb
- It’s natural to have some disagreement between husband and wife. ~ Hungarian Proverb
- Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~ Helen Rowland
- Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women’s husbands. ~ Oscar Wilde
- She is a wife who is the soul of her husband. ~ Hitopadesa
- Sorrow for a husband is like a pain in the elbow, sharp and short. ~ English Proverb
- The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives. ~ English Proverb
- The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. ~ Voltaire
- The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. ~ Oscar Wilde
- The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. ~ Thomas Robert Dewar
- There are two kinds of marriages — where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband. ~ Clifford Odets
- To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. ~ Simone De Beauvoir
- When a husband is embraced without affection, there must be some reason for it. ~ Hitopadesa
- When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face. ~ Goethe
