Internet Quotes
- Be an explorer…read, surf the internet, visit customers, enjoy arts, watch children play…do anything to prevent yourself from becoming a prisoner of your knowledge, experience, and current view of the world.~ Charles Thompson
- Describing the Internet as the Network of Networks is like calling the Space Shuttle, a thing that flies.~ John Lester
- Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.~ Mitchell Kapor
- Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing… you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn’t affect two-thirds of the people of the world.~ Jimmy Carter
- I’m not computer literate. I e-mail. I know how to get on the Web, but I haven’t crossed over into the internet world. I’m old-fashioned, I guess.~ Katie Holmes
- I’ve just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I’m gay or not.~ Matthew Perry
- I believe ‘credibility’ is one of the biggest issues yet to be addressed by Internet advertisers.~ Jef I. Richards
- Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar.~ George Lundberg
- Internet advertising will not replace traditional media, it will compliment them.~ Jef I. Richards
- Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don’t live up to their promises.~ John Dobbin
- I was afraid of it [the internet]… because I couldn’t type.~ Jack Welch
- Like China, the Internet is a huge new market. It’s up to you to figure out what to do with it. Use it as a prospecting tool, make connections with people, add value for your existing customers.~ Larry Chase
- No matter how much Bill Gates may claim otherwise, he missed the Internet, like a barreling freight train that he didn’t hear or see coming.~ Jim Clark
- One of the Internet’s strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data.~ Jared Sandberg
- Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
- The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.~ William Gibson
- The Internet “browser”… is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.~ Dave Barry
- The Internet’s been so great, and it’s so nice to have fans do nice, elaborate websites, but I think the downside is some of the things… for real fans to go on and see that 90 percent of the information isn’t true or to see pictures that aren’t really me, or for them to be able to sell these things, that’s one of the downsides, I think.~ Denise Richards
- The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat.~ Dave Barry
- The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, “people without lives.” We don’t care. We have each other…~ Dave Barry
- The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.~ Frank James
- The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can’t step on it. You can’t go around it. You’ve got to get through it.~ John Evans
- The Internet is not just one thing, it’s a collection of things – of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.~ Jim Clark
- The Internet is the Viagra of big business.~ Jack Welch
- The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.~ Eric Schmidt
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.~ Dave Barry
- The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.~ John Perry Barlow
- The ides of surfing the net — I don’t know who called it that — it’s more like slogging through the net.~ Al Di Guido
- The internet is a great way to get on the net.~ Bob Dole
- There’s a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they’d eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn’t true.~ Ian Hart
- While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our “CONFIG.SYS” settings.~ Dave Barry
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