Pregnancy Sayings

By | November 19, 2008

Sayings about Pregnancy

I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. ~ Loretta Lynn

I begin to love this little creature, and to anticipate his birth as a fresh twist to a knot which I do not wish to untie. ~ Mary Wollstonecraft

Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin. ~ Maggie Scarf

He who longs too much for a child will marry a pregnant woman. ~ Bambara Proverb

Pregnancy and birth knit womankind together. Help weave a gorgeous thread to add to the fabric. Be supportive. Be kind. Be wise. Be open. ~ Desirre Andrews

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. ~ Florynce R. Kennedy

Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. ~ Rich Cohen

Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies. ~Merete Leonhardt-Lupa

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future. ~ Voltaire

Pregnancy demonstrates the deterministic character of woman’s sexuality. ~ Camille Paglia

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~ Nora Ephron

A pregnant woman is not afraid if you threaten her with what you made her pregnant with. ~ Bambara Proverb

Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals. ~ Holly Madison

Having a little inflation is like being a little pregnant. ~ Leon Henderson

A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime. ~ John Stevenson

Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

The lazy one is pregnant in the sowing season. ~ Burundi Proverb

I know being pregnant and giving birth is the most wonderful thing on Earth. I know that after you have a baby, there is a sense of addiction, a need to have another. It’s biological. ~ Janine di Giovanni

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be. ~ Carrie Fisher

Making the decision to have a baby is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~ Elizabeth Stone

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. ~ Erma Bombeck

The fool’s mother is always pregnant. ~ French Proverb

Being pregnant is the most natural thing our bodies can do. Our grandparents did it without all these books, and they came out okay. ~ Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. ~ Rita Rudner

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ~ Dave Barry

There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side – it sucks! ~ Tamar Braxton

Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. ~ Ashlee Simpson

When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before. ~ Suzanne Vega

Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever. ~ Nikki Dalton

In many ways, being pregnant and working were more difficult than motherhood. ~ Bethenny Frankel

Childbirth is an experience in a woman’s life that holds the power to transform her forever. Passing through these powerful gates – in her own way – remembering all the generations of women who walk with her…. She is never alone. ~ Suzanne Arms

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ~ Jim Cole

Giving birth should be your greatest achievement not your greatest fear. ~ Jane Weideman

All the really pretty girls get pregnant. ~ Mark Hoppus

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. ~ Phyllis Diller

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