Online Pregnancy and due date Calculator
Posted by nabil medawar in Funny Sayings, Pregnancy, tags: pregnant, pregnant woman
- A pregnant woman is not afraid if you threaten her with what you made her pregnant with.~ Bambara Proverb
- The fool’s mother is always pregnant.~ French Proverb
- It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.~ Voltaire
- Having a little inflation is like being a little pregnant.~ Leon Henderson
- When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.~ Suzanne Vega
- If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~ Nora Ephron
- Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. ~ Rita Rudner
- I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant‘” ~ Dean Martin
- There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it. ~ Irena Chalmers
- We praised the bride, and she was found pregnant.~ Tunisian Proverb
- Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. ~ Carrie Latet
- If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.~ Florynce R. Kennedy
- Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ~ Jim Cole
- Two things cannot be hidden: being astride a camel and being pregnant.~ Lebanese Proverb
A conception, gestation and due date calculator will help you determine when conception occured, how far along you are and when your estimated due date will be.
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