A party of one alone is not a party.~ French Proverb

A party of two is that of God; of three of the king; of four is of the devil.~ French Proverb

At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t.  The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.  ~ Ann Landers

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely ~  William Somerset Maugham

Cocktail party:  A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.  The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.  ~ Fred Allen

Drink, and dance and laugh and lie,
Love the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
~ Dorothy Parker

For lazy people it is always party time.~ Greek Proverb

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.  ~ Nancie J. Carmody

Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk.  When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.  ~George Gordon Byron

Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.  ~ David Brown

No man does right by a woman at a party.  ~Harry Golden

On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;
No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet
To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
~George Gordon Byron

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”  ~ Robin Williams

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.  ~Katherine Whitehorn

You know, we’ve got to do it someday… throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the North and the South in here to a cocktail party… last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war.  ~Hawkeye