A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other. ~ Author Unknown
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ~ Oscar Wilde Quotes
A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee. ~ Brock Fiant
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
But when I don’t smoke I scarcely feel as if I’m living. I don’t feel as if I’m living unless I’m killing myself. ~ Russell Hoban
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. ~ Author Unknown
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. ~ Lara Flynn Boyle
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~ Turkish Proverbs
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. ~Arturo Toscanini
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. ~ Johnny Carson
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.~ Barbara Kelly
I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. ~ Paul Carvel
I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see! ~ Dave Beard
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. ~ Douglas Adams
If you must smoke, take your butt outside. ~ Author Unknown
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. ~ Clement Freud
Look at any black-and-white movie; everybody is smoking. ~ Loni Anderson
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. ~ Winston Churchill Quotes
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying. ~ Author Unknown
Onions, smoke and women bring tears to your eyes. ~ Danish Proverbs
Only men with thick lips should smoke a cigar. ~ Mexican Proverbs
Parents should not smoke in order to discourage their kids from smoking. A child is more likely to smoke when they have been raised in the environment of a smoker. ~ Christy Turlington
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world. ~ Irish Proverbs
Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette. ~ Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Smoking calms me down. It’s enjoyable. I don’t want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life. ~ David Hockney
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs. ~ King James I
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics. ~ Liza Minnelli
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. ~ Brooke Shields
So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it’s bad, it’s really simple. ~ Damien Hirst
The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror – not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. ~ David Byrne
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. ~ Kenneth H. Cooper
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed. ~ Bill Maher
You’re always better off if you quit smoking; it’s never too late. ~ Loni Anderson
