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• A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.~ Cher
• Always remember this: ‘A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses’. ~ John Lennon
• At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.~ Plato
• Attraction is not a choice.~ David DeAngelo
• A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.~ Murphy’s Laws of Sex
• Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.~ Rita Mae Brown
• Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.~ Mae West
• Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day.~ Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
• I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.~ Wendy Liebman

• I date this girl for two years—and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…~ Mike Binder
• If you’ve been dating a man for four months and you haven’t met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.~ Chris Rock
• If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.~ Jennifer Lopez
• I have such poor vision I can date anybody.~ Garry Shandling
• It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.~ George Bernard Shaw
• It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her. ~ Dating quotes
• Let’’s face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night; The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you”ll end up naked at the end of it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
• My boyfriend used to ask his mother, ‘How can I find the right woman for me?’ and she would answer, ‘Don’t worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.~ Dating Quotes
• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. ~ Mae West
• Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led by this ineffable attraction, good fortune will come his way. When deep friendships exist, formalities and elaborate preparations are not necessary.~ I Ching
• Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.~ Robert A. Heinlein
• Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.~ Jim Bishop
• What’s nice about my dating life is that I don’t have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I’m marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.~ Julia Roberts
• When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn’t get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.~ Scott Wolf
• When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. ~ Frederike Ryder
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? ~ Rita Rudner
• Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. ~ Geoffrey Chaucer

A girl, a vineyard and a beanfield are difficult to guard.~ Portuguese Proverb

A girl never grows into a lady.~ Russian Proverb

A girl that blushes too much, knows too much.~ Chinese Proverb

A girl with a golden cradle doesn’t remain long in her father’s house.~ Armenian Proverb

A girl with brains ought to do something with them besides think.~ Anita Loos

A girl without a friend is like the spring without roses.~ French Proverb

A girl without a mother is like a mountain with no paths; a girl without a father is like a mountain with no streams.~ Kurdish Proverb

A husband should not talk of pretty girls in front of his wife.~ Cambodian Proverb

All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl.~ Jean-Luc Godard

A lovely girl attracts attention by her good looks, an ugly girl by the help of a mirror.~ Maltese Proverb

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.~ Hedy Lamarr

Away from home the girl picks forbidden fruit.~ Bantu Proverb

Eat your fish while it is still fresh and marry the girl while she is still young.~ German Proverb

Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

God knows what will happen to women who drink wine, girls that speak old languages, and suns that set too early.~ Breton Proverb

Her father’s fortune will make the ugliest girl attractive.~ Spanish Proverb

I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them.~ Joe E. Lewis

If school results were the key to power, girls would be running the world.~ Sarah Boseley

I may be the girl next door, but you wouldn’t want to live next to me.~ Elisabeth Shue

In the dark all cats and all girls are beautiful.~ Hungarian Proverb

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.~ Rodney Dangerfield

It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love.~ Jewish Proverb

It is easier to watch over one hundred fleas than one young girl.~ Polish Proverb

Keep your eye on girls that don’t tell their mothers everything.~ Luxembourg Proverb

Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain.~ Irish Proverb

Never kiss an ugly girl; she will tell everyone.~ Jewish Proverb

The girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.~ Yiddish Proverb

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.~ Evan Esar

There are three things that can destroy a preacher, the glory, the gold, and the girls.~ American Proverb

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further off than the roar of a lion.~ Arabian Proverb

To have beautiful servant girls is a threat to good marriages.~ Chinese Proverb

When a girl is born it is like having six thieves invade the house.~ Polish Proverb

When girls whistle, the Holy Virgin cries.~ Luxembourg Proverb

Where the girls are there are no spider’s webs.~ Catalonian Proverb