Posts Tagged “Love”

• But love is blind, and lovers cannot see what petty follies they themselves commit. ~ William Shakespeare
• Hatred is blind, as well as love. ~  Oscar Wilde
• He who loves thinks that the others are blind; the others think that he is crazy. ~ Arabian
• It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. ~ Voltaire
• Look your best – who said love is blind? ~ Mae West
• Love blinds us to faults, but hatred blinds us to virtues. ~ Iba Ezra
• Love comes from blindness, friendship from knowledge. ~ Comte De Bussy-Rabutin
• Love is blind — but not the neighbors. ~ Mexican Proverb
• Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener. ~ Pauline Thomason
• Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. ~ James Graham
• Love is blind and thinks that others don’t see either. ~ Danish Proverb
• Love is one-eyed, hate is blind. ~ Danish Proverb
• Love is blind to blemishes and fault. ~ Irish Proverb
• Love is blind, so you have to feel your way. ~ Brazilian Proverb
• Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ~ Traditional Proverb
• Love is not blind – it sees more, not less.  But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.  ~Julins Gordon
• Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. ~ Josh Billings
• Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. ~ William Shakespeare
• Love makes a man both blind and deaf. ~ Arabian Proverb
• Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision. ~ Author Unknown
• Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark! ~ Author Unknown
• Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. ~ William Shakespeare
• Love works a different way in different minds, the fool it enlightens and the wise it blinds. ~ John Dryden
• Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. ~ Helen Rowland
• Lovers always think that other people are blind. ~ Spanish Proverb
• Self-love is blind. ~ Dutch Proverb
• Self-love is often rather arrogant than blind; it does not hide our faults from ourselves, but persuades us that they escape the notice of others. ~ Samuel Johnson
• Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. ~ Martha Beck

• A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.~ Cher
• Always remember this: ‘A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses’. ~ John Lennon
• At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.~ Plato
• Attraction is not a choice.~ David DeAngelo
• A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.~ Murphy’s Laws of Sex
• Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.~ Rita Mae Brown
• Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.~ Mae West
• Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day.~ Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
• I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.~ Wendy Liebman

• I date this girl for two years—and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…~ Mike Binder
• If you’ve been dating a man for four months and you haven’t met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.~ Chris Rock
• If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.~ Jennifer Lopez
• I have such poor vision I can date anybody.~ Garry Shandling
• It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.~ George Bernard Shaw
• It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her. ~ Dating quotes
• Let’’s face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night; The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you”ll end up naked at the end of it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
• My boyfriend used to ask his mother, ‘How can I find the right woman for me?’ and she would answer, ‘Don’t worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.~ Dating Quotes
• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. ~ Mae West
• Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led by this ineffable attraction, good fortune will come his way. When deep friendships exist, formalities and elaborate preparations are not necessary.~ I Ching
• Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.~ Robert A. Heinlein
• Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.~ Jim Bishop
• What’s nice about my dating life is that I don’t have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I’m marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.~ Julia Roberts
• When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn’t get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.~ Scott Wolf
• When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. ~ Frederike Ryder
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? ~ Rita Rudner
• Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. ~ Geoffrey Chaucer

• All mankind loves a lover.~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Anyone can look at other’s eyes, but Lovers can see into each other’s souls through the eyes.~ Larry Latta
• A poor beauty finds more lovers than husbands.~ English Proverb
  At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.~ Jean De La Bruyere
• Beauty. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.~ Ambros Bierce
• Beauty is the lover’s gift.~ William Congreve
• Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.~ Helen Rowland
• But love is blind, and lovers cannot see What petty follies they themselves commit. William Shakespeare
• Faults are beauties in a lovers eye.~ Theocritus
• Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.~ David Pratt
• He is not a lover who does not love forever.~ Euripides
• Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.~ Marilyn Monroe
• In her first passion, a woman loves her lover, in all the others all she loves is love.~ Lord Byron
• I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a son.~ Edward Gibbon
• Journeys end in lovers meeting.~ William Shakespeare
• Lovers, Travellers, and Poets, will give money to be heard.~ Benjamin Franklin
• Lovers always think that other people are blind.~ Spanish Proverb
• Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.~ Elbert Hubbard
• Lovers do not need much room.~ Yiddish Proverb
• Lovers may be — and indeed generally are — enemies, but they never can be friends, because there must always be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations.~ Lord Byron
• Lovers never get tired of each other because they are forever talking about themselves.~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld
• Lovers should also have their days off.~ Natalie Clifford Barney
• Lovers who love truly do not write down their happiness.~ Anatole France
• No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful.~ Marquis De
• No wind is too cold for lovers.~ Ukranian Proverb
• One can be a soldier without dying, and a lover without sighing.~ Sir Edwin Arnold
• Only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.~ Stephen King
• Scratch a lover, and find a foe.~ Dorothy Parker
• Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips.~ Percy Bysshe Shelley
• Spanish is the language of lovers, Italian is for the singer, French for diplomats, and German for horses.~ Spanish Proverb
• Suffering is the ancient law of love; there is not quest without pain; there is no lover who is not also a martyr.~ Heinrich Suso
• The anger of lovers renews their love.~ Terence
• There is only one real tragedy in a woman’s life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.~ Oscar Wilde
• Two lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrella.~ Japanese Proverb
• What a woman says to her ardent lover should be written in wind and running water.~ Galius Valerius Catullus
• When Death to either shall come — I pray it be first to me.~ Robert Bridges

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.~ Agatha Christie

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!~ Maryon Pearson

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.~ Mae West

I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.~ Hilaire Belloc

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.~ Henry Youngman

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.~ Rita Rudner

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.~ Honore De Balzac

Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener.~ Pauline Thomason

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! ~ Robert Orben

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.~ Basta

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.~ Erma Bombeck

Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man’s joke is always funny.~ Hebrew Proverb

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.~ George Carlin

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.~ Funny Love Sayings

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.~ Oscar Wilde

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.~ Albert Einstein

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.~ Woody Allen

The bravest thing that men do is love women.~ Mort Sahl

The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.~ Funny Love Sayings

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.~ Woody Allen

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.~ Oscar Wilde

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.~ Joan Rivers

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? ~ Rita Rudner

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.~ Henny Youngman
You can’t buy love on eBay.~ Funny Love Sayings

When I say, “I love you,” it’s not because I want you or because I
can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are,
what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength.
I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect
clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.~ Joss Whedon

Love is when one person knows all of your secrets…
your deepest, darkest, most dreadful secrets of which no one else in
the world knows… and yet in the end, that one person does not think
any less of you; even if the rest of the world does.

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet…~ Plato

You can shed tears that she is gone,
or you can smile because she has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that she’ll come back,
or you can open your eyes and see all she’s left.
Your heart can be empty because you can’t see her,
or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember her only that she is gone,
or you can cherish her memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back.
Or you can do what she’d want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.~ David Harkins

When I say, “I love you,” it’s not because I want you or because I
can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are,
what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength.
I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with erfect
clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.~ Joss Whedon