You’d never think of taking a cab if you had to walk a mile down Chicago’s Michigan Avenue. But in a bad city you take a cab just to go around the corner. ~ Helmut Jahn
When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse. ~ Mike Royko
The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. ~ Jimmy Fallon
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. ~ Fred Allen
ORIGINALITY is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe — you can’t take a taxi. ~ Alan Alda
No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi. ~ Ben Elton
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. ~ Lou Erickson
It’s not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver. ~ Morton Gould
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You’ll get quite an evil eye if you don’t leave a tip at the bar. ~ Zach Braff
If, in New York, you arrive late for an appointment, say, “I took a taxi” ~Andre Maurois
I think that anybody’s craft is fascinating. A taxi driver talking about taxi driving is going to be very, very interesting. ~ James Lipton
I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage. ~ Alan Brien
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. ~ Larry David
Before God and the taxi driver we are all equal. ~ Author Unknown
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. ~
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. ~ Groucho Marx
