Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~ Words of Bill Watterson
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~ Words of John Shirley
There aren’t enough days in the weekend. ~ Words of Rod Schmidt
The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. ~ Words of F. Scott Fitzgerald
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~ Words Chuck Palahniuk
One non-revolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution. ~ Author Unknown
I hate weekends because there is no stock market. ~ Words of Rene Rivkin
Family life may survive as a form of evening and weekend entertainment. ~ Words of Mason Cooley
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? ~ Words of Marilyn vos Savant
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. ~ Words of Richard Rorty
Whenever I date a guy, I think, ‘Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? ~ Words of Rita Rudner
Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football. ~ Words of S.A. Sachs
