You never know a man until divorce…

By | January 19, 2009

Quotations About Divorce

You can’t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. ~ Mike Tyson

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. A successful marriage demands a certain death to self. ~ Jerry W. McCant

When a neighbor gets divorced everyone thinks of his own wife. ~ Swiss Proverbs

When a divorced man marries a divorced woman, there are four people in that marital bed. ~ Hebrew Proverbs

Two lives that once part are as ships that divide. ~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton Quotes

The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population. ~ Denis Diderot

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. ~ Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield

The best advice I have for other parents going through a divorce is that the kids need to know that both of their parents are good people. ~ Bradly Whitford

So many persons think divorce a panacea for every ill, who find out, when they try it, that the remedy is worse than the disease. ~ Dorothy Dix

No matter how you slice it, divorce is expensive and time-consuming. ~ Emily Doskow

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That’s what happens when you haven’t been home in eighteen years. ~ Lee Trevino

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. ~ Jay Leno Quotes

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. ~ Helen Rowland

know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.~ Vera Brittain

It takes two to destroy a marriage. ~ Margaret Trudeau

I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book. ~ Gloria Swanson

I have never met a man who found it difficult to marry, but I have never found a man who found it easy to divorce either. ~ Author Unknown

I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. ~ Lewis Grizzard

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Grown-ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it. ~ Evan Stern

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is subject to divorce. ~ Voltaire Quotes

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are “made in America. ~ Helen Rowland

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat. ~ Tracy Letts

Divorce is a game played by lawyers. ~ Cary Grant

Divorce is a failed challenge, which leads to a broken life. It is a socially transmittable disease that can transfer from one generation to another, and it is spreading fast. ~ Sia F. Dean

By day they’re ready to divorce, by night they’re ready for bed. ~ Yiddish Proverbs

A society’s apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying. ~ Elsie Clew Parsons

A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage. ~ Jimmy Fallon

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100, 000 short. ~ Mickey Rooney

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. ~ Jimmy Fallon
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