• A man finds many faults in a woman when he wants to divorce, and finds many charms in one’s fianc6e.~ Malagasy Proverb
• Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.~ Jean Kerr
• By day they’re ready to divorce, by night they’re ready for bed.~ Yiddish Proverb
• Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.~ Ambrose Bierce
• Divorce is a game played by lawyers.~ Cary Grant
• Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.~ French Proverb
• Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.~ Gerald F. Lieberman
• Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.~ French Proverb
• Divorce a young woman and you make another man happy.~ Malagasy Proverb
• Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.~ Rita Mae Brown
• Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
• I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
• If it isn’t a success, that still wouldn’t be grounds for divorce. ~ Geena Davis
• Three kinds of people die poor: those who divorce, those who incur debts, and those who move around too much.~ Senegalese Proverb
• The betrothed of good is evil; the betrothed of life is death; the betrothed of love is divorce.~ Malawian Proverb
• The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.~ Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
• The name of Love’s fianc6e is Divorce.~ Indonesian Proverb
• Two lives that once part are as ships that divide.~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
• When a neighbor gets divorced everyone thinks of his own wife.~ Swiss Proverb
• When a divorced man marries a divorced woman, there are four people in that marital bed.~ Hebrew Proverb
• You know, that’s the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.~ Clare Boothe Luce

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