Divorce Quotes & Sayings

By | January 19, 2009

Sayings about Divorce

I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. ~ Lewis Grizzard

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100, 000 short. ~ Mickey Rooney

In our family we don’t divorce our men — we bury them. ~ Ruth Gordon

You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever. ~ Ellen Goodman

The real wonder is that anyone stays together, as impossible to live with and as broken as we all are. ~ Kyran Pittman

If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based. ~ Betty Friedan

If it isn’t a success, that still wouldn’t be grounds for divorce. ~ Geena Davis

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. ~ Groucho Marx

You can’t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. ~ Mike Tyson

Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor. ~ Warren Farrell

The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. ~ Pat Robertson

It takes two to destroy a marriage. ~ Margaret Trudeau

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. ~ Mary Kay Blakeley

No matter how you slice it, divorce is expensive and time-consuming. ~ Emily Doskow

A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you. ~ Margaret Atwood

Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through. ~ Emily Doskow

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

The best advice I have for other parents going through a divorce is that the kids need to know that both of their parents are good people. ~ Bradly Whitford

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. ~ Jimmy Fallon

I have never met a man who found it difficult to marry, but I have never found a man who found it easy to divorce either. ~ Author Unknown

You know, that’s the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. ~ Clare Booth Luce

It is he who has broken the bond of marriage — not I. I only break its bondage. ~ Oscar Wilde

Divorce is a game played by lawyers. ~ Cary Grant

Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. ~ Tertullian

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. ~ Gerald F. Lieberman

You never really know a man until you have divorced him. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters. ~ Susan B. Anthony

know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.~ Vera Brittain

Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. ~ Ambrose Bierce

When a divorced man marries a divorced woman, there are four people in that marital bed. ~ Hebrew Proverbs

Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you. ~ Mark Gungor

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. ~ Jay Leno

The pretentiously named ensuite bathroom is a major factor in divorce. Privacy is paramount in marriage. ~ Author Unknown

Two lives that once part are as ships that divide. ~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

A society’s apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying. ~ Elsie Clew Parsons

So many persons think divorce a panacea for every ill, who find out, when they try it, that the remedy is worse than the disease. ~ Dorothy Dix

Grown-ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it. ~ Evan Stern

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is subject to divorce. ~ Voltaire

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. ~ Helen Rowland


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